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(no subject) [Nov. 5th, 2015|06:28 pm]
jacob
i miss early/mid 2000s livejournal

oh well, none yall deleted so i can go back and read yr teenage drearies and u never kno haha
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why is marisha pessl so hot? [Oct. 6th, 2013|09:07 pm]
jacob
lysergic edification, a la Street Trash and live action Lupin the Third; mushy brain cells that were questionable to begin with: better living through chemistry and other whacky hopes that whatever i say is clever. shirtless and without teeth, i look at my cats freak out
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(no subject) [Oct. 27th, 2012|02:28 am]
jacob
what the (mark)zuck(erberg)?
i love restore from saved draft...


tonight there were like, people's moms up in our house
and like there was like some like progressive house
like
up in our house.
house party yall know what i'm sayin

could i type anything here?

whoa whatever lyke dont push yr limits bro
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(no subject) [Oct. 27th, 2012|02:26 am]
jacob
temporary (secretary)... oh, wouldn't that be great? someone to take care of us all the time and do our filing and cleaning and thinking and living and yes that would be just peachy fucking keen bitch yeah ho yeah ho yeah ho yeah ho
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(no subject) [Sep. 1st, 2011|01:44 am]
jacob
restore from saved draft... how weird.

a bat was in the house tonight.

oh, god.

i wrote a paper on descartes and then chugged some wine.

what is life

and oh, the need for epistemological earthquakes. gee whizz.
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(no subject) [Sep. 27th, 2008|04:07 am]
jacob
sometimes when the night gets hot, i search around for the crack i've lost

actually
no
i don't do that. apologies for the falsehood. i just fall into traps, of listening to adam green at 4:00 in the morning. because yes, that's normal, apparently.
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baby snakes. [Dec. 24th, 2006|06:01 pm]
jacob
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as of recently, i have become infatuated with a certain fellow by the name of zappa comma frank- or frank zappa, rather. i am not quite sure exactly why i wrote that originally, why i didnt erase it, and why i am typing furthermore about the situation.

oh, the internet. thats how they get you. that internet, its very tricky. tricky dick: livejournal, did i ever tell you that story? well, i dont really feel like it. maybe i did though. who knows? who cares? who is still reading this? please sign your name after you are complete and i will get back to you as soon as possible. thank you for shopping at wal-mart.

but anyway, back to the incoherance. BABY SNAKES is perhaps my new favorite film; well, at least for the time being. i dont know. i just really like that song a lot. i would recomment downloading/stealing/uploading/posting/eating it. its gud. good. god. greece. greece 2 electric boogaloo.

tomorrow is christmas. are you (s)excited? obligatory christmas christmas christmas christmas kwanzaa.

winter break is going all right.
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/// [Feb. 1st, 2006|10:18 pm]
jacob
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um
from now on my journal is going to be friends only. and this is my obnoxious friends only post.
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(no subject) [Feb. 9th, 2005|09:56 pm]
jacob
[mood |accomplishedA Plus!!!]
[music |We Will Become Silhouettes- Postal Service]

Another Cookie Monster FiascoCollapse )
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(no subject) [Feb. 6th, 2005|09:57 pm]
jacob
[mood |busyobsolete to you]
[music |Fighting In A Sack- The Shins]

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